teaandgiggles:

switchinyourwalk:

Every time I see a Magic Mike commercial, everything in my body explodes prematurely. It’s probably why I have yet to see the movie. I don’t know if it’s worth the risk of shouting a breathless hallelujah in a local theater. 

absolutely-inzayn:

Ok, so The Amazing Spiderman is still the best. <3 BUT Magic Mike! ASDFGHJKL

This was literally my thought process throughout the movie

“Oh god all these old and fat people are here, AWKWARD”

“AND THEY BROUGHT THEIR KIDS. THESE KIDS ARE LIKE 12! WHAT IS THIS A FIELD TRIP?”

But…